Bobby Shafto
Shafted me
With my money he did flee
When I get him
He will bleed
That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!!
Bobby Shafto
Hid from me
Coz he knows I'll cap his knees
He'll be sorry
For shafting me
That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!!
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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Comments & Feedback (23)
@Delilah I was thinking more like they do it in Goodfellas...good old baseball bat...that bad boy Bobby won't rip me off again...lol
@wolfie he was a naughty boy...the funny thing is I sing the lovely version of this to my twin girls ALL the time...must make sure I don't sing this version...ha ha ha
@Delilah that reminds me of a scene in a very silly film called Hostel...where they slice the back of their ankles and watched them try to walk...it was like Owwwwwww to watch :)
@misslittleDHP Gah! I'm really bad at watching gore and scary films π± even just thinking about it
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