Bobby Shafto
Shafted me
With my money he did flee
When I get him
He will bleed
That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!!
Bobby Shafto
Hid from me
Coz he knows I'll cap his knees
He'll be sorry
For shafting me
That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!!
Bobby Shafto
Shafted me
With my money he did flee
When I get him
He will bleed
That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!!
Bobby Shafto
Hid from me
Coz he knows I'll cap his knees
He'll be sorry
For shafting me
That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!!
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
Inspired by @HeatherAnne Read 'Old Mother Hubbard.... Write your own warped nursery rhyme and tag it #darknursery.
#darknursery Twinkle twinkle Little star, I always know where you are. In your bedroom say "goodbye", One last wish before you die. And wherever you may be, You can't get away from me..
Mary Mary quite contrary, Garden full of bones. With broken skulls, And rotten flesh, Covered all in stones.
#darknursery Mary had a little itch, She passed it on to me. I got some cream to sort it out, Her bloody STD..
Incy wincy pay rise Not enough to bail me out When debts are all a'risin' Nothing left to pawn or tout DOWN came the bailiffs And took away my home With cardboard box & blanket Now on the streets I...
Ok i'm seeing alot of #DarkNursery Any one interested should check out my versions from a while ago: Perversary Rhymes :P.
#darknursery Mary had her little lamb, She took it by a tree. She's now in prison doing time, For beastiality..
Row row row your boat, Gently down the stream. If you see my gun and I, You're dead before you scream. #darknursery.
Are you from the Shankill or did you just take kneecapping 101? Haha brill π
@Delilah I was thinking more like they do it in Goodfellas...good old baseball bat...that bad boy Bobby won't rip me off again...lol
@wolfie he was a naughty boy...the funny thing is I sing the lovely version of this to my twin girls ALL the time...must make sure I don't sing this version...ha ha ha
@misslittleDHP haha see where my mum's from they just get a good old hammer π
@Delilah a hammers good too...it's a multi tasker...lol
@misslittleDHP yup cave their knees in or rip their Acheles tendon out mwahaha π
@Delilah that reminds me of a scene in a very silly film called Hostel...where they slice the back of their ankles and watched them try to walk...it was like Owwwwwww to watch :)
@misslittleDHP Gah! I'm really bad at watching gore and scary films π± even just thinking about it
@Delilah see I do like a good scary or gory film...depends on my mood :):)
@Delilah ha a that is hilarious ....you make me laugh...lol xx
@misslittleDHP ah you laugh but you weren't the one having nightmares for a week haha π
@Delilah aww bless you...makes me just want to give you a hug...what about Jaws?
@Delilah maybe you should stick to cbeebies and DIY SOS ...ha ha ha
@misslittleDHP oh we've go video tapes of the magic roundabout and noddy I can do those π haha
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