Ok i'm seeing alot of #DarkNursery
Any one interested should check out my versions from a while ago: Perversary Rhymes :P
Ok i'm seeing alot of #DarkNursery
Any one interested should check out my versions from a while ago: Perversary Rhymes :P
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A kitten that writes? ... Yeaaaah ... Like that would ever happen!
Inspired by @HeatherAnne Read 'Old Mother Hubbard.... Write your own warped nursery rhyme and tag it #darknursery.
Row row row your boat, Gently down the stream. If you see my gun and I, You're dead before you scream. #darknursery.
Mary Mary quite contrary, Garden full of bones. With broken skulls, And rotten flesh, Covered all in stones.
Incy wincy pay rise Not enough to bail me out When debts are all a'risin' Nothing left to pawn or tout DOWN came the bailiffs And took away my home With cardboard box & blanket Now on the streets I...
#darknursery Mary had her little lamb, She took it by a tree. She's now in prison doing time, For beastiality..
#darknursery Twinkle twinkle Little star, I always know where you are. In your bedroom say "goodbye", One last wish before you die. And wherever you may be, You can't get away from me..
#darknursery Mary had a little itch, She passed it on to me. I got some cream to sort it out, Her bloody STD..
You best think twice, You best think twice, For I have a gun, For I have a gun, Don't try to run for I'll follow you dear, No one will know 'cause there's nobody near. You best think twice.
Sorry.. Hadn't read those. A lot of us are probably more recent additions to Opuss than you
@wolfie Haha nah hun ive been here 5 weeks? I did em not too long ago ;) check em out repost for any one who missed em. I covered quiet a few :P
@iPuss yes I'll do that. In the meantime, have a look at these. I'm sure they're worthy
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