Fiddle, Fiddle, Thumping, on my John,
In my bed with no boxers on;
Load blew off, now it's gone,
Fiddle, Fiddle, Thumping, on my John!
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Twenty five year old male from Sudbury, Suffolk, England. I write poetry, quotes, songs and the rare story. Thanks to all who follow, like or re-post xxx
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