Little Bo Peep

@Nom

Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder what you are. You become a big black hole Suck the world into your soul. #darknursery.

@wolfie

Little Miss Muf...Kablaam!

#darknursery Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey. But she got it wrong: the tuffet's a bomb. Kablaam. She is guts, bone and spray!.

@LukaB

It's Raining, It's Pouring

#darknursery It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring, a girl lays dead on his bed, she got away but he smashed her head, he'll clean her up in the morning....

@Nom

Humpty Dumpty Did A Dump

Humpty Dumpty sat on the loo Humpty Dumpty did a big poo All the king's horses And all the king's men Were gassed, and died, poor them. #darknursery.

@misslittleDHP

Bobby Shafto

Bobby Shafto Shafted me With my money he did flee When I get him He will bleed That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!.

@iPuss

Ok i'm seeing alot of #DarkNursery Any one interested should check out my versions from a while ago: Perversary Rhymes :P.

@Jamtots

Mary Mary Quite Contrary

Mary Mary quite contrary, Garden full of bones. With broken skulls, And rotten flesh, Covered all in stones.

@wolfie

Doctor Foster

#darknursery Doctor Foster went to Gloucester In a shower of acid rain. He stepped in a puddle Right up to his middle, Died screaming in unbearable pain. Was that too much. Lol.