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@sammiej

Addicted To Creme Eggs

Has come to the conclusion that Creme Eggs are scarily addictive!.

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@esskobar

Drinking

Come one come all get gassed to the wall!!.

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@LukaB

Onions

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that can make you cry, so I hit him over the head with a watermelon.

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@EllieSmelly

Apples

An apple a day keeps the doctors away...

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@xxcornflakexx

Chocolate

Okay so i am a self confessed choco-holic, so while browsing the sweets section in my local supermarket I came across a Cadbury bars that had been put in its wrapper upside down.

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@ulstersoldier

Sweets

"I love Eminem!" "I like Skittles better" "No, the rapper you idiot" "You're the idiot, what's so good about a M&M wrapper?.

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@Iamlaura_marie

Hello My Name Is Laura And I Am A Chocoholic

Why oh why is it so hard to exert self control around chocolate. Is it bad that I would rather eat a left over easter egg (thats not mine) than go downstairs to get proper food??.

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@soljammanology

Meeting Old Friends

I bumped into my mate from school days last week and asked him how he's doing. "I prepare meals for drunks, drug addicts and hobos" "Oh so you work at a charity shelter then.

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