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So I've been gone a while (a week is a lifetime!) but I wanna jump on the bandwagon.

Lets start shall we?

I'm Lj. Lynn if you really want to make me feel 50 but please don't. My family does that to me enough times!

I just turned 24 last week Monday! I'm the youngest of 3 kids, and the only girl which probably explains my mother's overprotective nature. rolls eyes I have a 30-70 love/hate relationship with my family, I wish I could say I grew up loved but I grew up tough instead. I'm still emotional though, as you'd probably guess from my posts on Opuss.

I was born on a Saturday, explains the laziness I guess haha. I was also born with 10 fingers but sadly I now only have the normal standard of fingers.

Purple is my favourite colour.

The Matrix, Finding Nemo (anything by Pixar really) , Goodfellas and Die Hard are my favourite films. I would so do Bruce Willis, super lust right there!

I'm involved with 'the boy'. We've sorted things out and I <3 him for making my birthday that extra bit special. Anyway before I go on gushing all night...

I love Justin Timberlake! Celeb crush since I was 11 and no I'm soooooo not jealous of his impending nuptials. It's not like if I had a chance, I would interrupt the wedding at the critical moment with "MARRY ME!". Na that's crazy talk....

Speaking of nuptials, I was engaged unofficially for 2yrs. Engaged officially for 10 months. Random info for you there.

And since Opuss ate my post up, I'm still saying this:

Is it weird to go tinkle in the middle of the night? I was called weird for waking up and going to the bathroom! I'd just wake up with a achey bladder if I went all night without. Who wants that?!

I graduated last year from LJMU, in American and Media studies. It was a shitty degree that didn't really enrich my life or help in terms of a job. But I've put that knowledge of uni to good use and now hold a job in a uni. Circle of life I guess.

I love reading and writing (obviously that's why we're all here) and music is my passion. I can't live without it. So anything from Jay-Z, Eminem, Death Cab for Cutie, Snow Patrol, The XX and Linkin Park.

I miss being independent and now that my life is sorta settled, I'd like to move out ASAP and get on track with living my life how I want, now how others expect me too.

That's it I guess, so if you're not bored, tell me about you. South Park, skittles and chocolate champagne bottle time!

Oh and I fcking love South Park to death. Seriously. I don't care that its immature at the worst of times but its awesome. I also did my dissertation on South Park and Religion and got my first '1st' :D

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Comments & Feedback (32)

Omg I share your super-list for Bruce Willis and I pee at least twice a night so you are not alone!

@Irrational_Kimmi yah I'm not alone!! Cannot wait for Die Hard 5 😍

Hahahaha hiya Lj I get up at night to pee as well it's normal lol x I like Russell Crowe more than Bruce Willis, it was just gladiator and Robin Hood that did it 😄😘 glad to see you back xx

@minxyMolly see I said its normal. Silly man, just cos he can sleep through the night! Hiya waves ah Mr Crowe just doesn't do it for me, he's so angry and that's outside of the films

@minxyMolly and thanks, I know you missed me! 😍😘

@chickgamer 😱😱 really mr Crowe is angry outside films oh dear and yay know you know I missed you lol x

@minxyMolly missed you too. And love the new display pic x

@chickgamer thank you it's @naaviies beautiful art work 😄😘

@minxyMolly it's super pretty. I wish my dragon tattoo had that much colour

@chickgamer dragon tattoo? Awesome lol I love your new profile pik x

@minxyMolly it's right next to my butterfly, my own ying and yang - sweet but deadly lol thanks. Certain boys were laughing at me for posing 😝😊

@chickgamer who?!? Nasty peeps x

@minxyMolly lol the boyfriend was giggling. Weird calling him that...hmm manfriend.

@chickgamer haha lol aww is sweet plus manfriend doesn't have same appeal lol x

@minxyMolly I can't call him fucktard all the time lol we're very affectionate! He's more a partner than boyfriend really.

@chickgamer aww haha fucktard love it, what about fuckbuddy 😄😘

@minxyMolly he can't be a fuckbuddy, we don't fuck often enough! Sadly lol he's my dick ❤😍

@chickgamer hahaha aww sad times ;) kinda hard to think of something more than boyfriend without being engaged how bout just partner (in crime) lol x

Hi hun glad your back and great bio! 👏💗😘

@minxyMolly partner in sexy times? Lol my other half in alcohol? I can do this all night 😝

@sjw thanks hun 😘😊 and I loved your post about your little one, just awe

Aww even!

Awwww I'm so happy you sorted it out with the boy 😍💚👏☺🎉💚🎉✨😘 great bio, and well done on the 1st on a diss about South Park! 😂😂

Thank you!!! Shes toooo cute 💗💗💗

@naaviie thank you 😘😊 totally felt like fireworks at some points. Haha South Park diss made my friends studying English angry. Shakespeare vs South Park? I win! 😄

😂😂😂👏👏

@chickgamer partner in sexy time!! That's the one 😂😄😘

@chickgamer hehe I always think boyfriend sounds lame, like I'm 10 years old. I usually go for "my Johnny" like I own him. Hehe. So you and the boy are officially on?! 😍😍😍

@Irrational_Kimmi boyfriend is definitely just sorta childish to me now. And we're taking it slowly (he says)

@Irrational_Kimmi I'll call him mine and be happy with that. Hello long distance!

@chickgamer slowly?! I think it's a bit late for that. Well we're in the same boat again! Long distance sort of relationships with awkward men who are scared to get serious. Oh why can we not choose with whom and when we fall in love?!?

@Irrational_Kimmi if we could, there's be no guarantee of that crazy insane feeling of highs and lust and love and feeling completely at one with someone. Even when they're miles away. I assume so anyway. Welcome to the party boat of taken yet unattached females 😓👍

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