Y Do You Affect Me So?

I'm flustered by the likes of you

Sent to the brink by the things you say
I struggle to keep these feelings at bay

Makes me hot my dear
I'll lose my senses I fear
Oh my,
how you blow me away

That Y chromosome makes me shudder
Causes me to moan and mutter

Don't do that again
Or I'll lose my zen
You make my brain go all a flutter

I can't keep it to myself any more
I'm ready now, to cause an uproar

We vowed for better or worse
Words now that are my curse
Because its all your little ways you see,
That I abhor

(this is no way reflects my feelings, it's just pure fun)