Daddy's Little Princess

Sitting in her bedroom
With not a care
Messing about
With her birds nest hair

Nothing to do
'Oh I'm so bored'
Life is so hard isn't it?
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Daddy bought her a pony
But she got bored of that
Daddy bought her a car
But she can't even drive that

Can't pass her test
As she'd have to move
Won't be given on a silver platter
Oh how she disapproves

'Get a job
Or I'll give it to your brother'
She doesn't really care
She'll be driven round by her mother

She has it all
But still won't move
Her lazy ass up
and in to the groove

Silver spoon fed
All of her life
I'm sure she'll make
An excellent trophy wife

Sipping champagne
A new debutante
Sponging of her husband
She will never want

But what of this life
She's making for herself
Will she ever be truly happy in love
Better to be rich than left on the shelf.

Daddy's not impressed
He's from working class stock
But he's paying the price
For spoiling his flock

So little princess
Whatcha gonna do?
Find a nice city boy
Or an Earl to screw

If only they knew
How shallow you are
It's a shame you won't get of your ass
And learn to drive that brand new car