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Glad I'm Not Hungover

Saturday in holiday land,
A deep and foggy sleep,
Not even a sound,
Not even a squeak,
But surely 8am is
The perfect DIY time,
Hammering and drilling,
Why this time is prime,
No matter now it thuds,
Shatters through my head,
Perhaps it's grandad's ploy,
To finally get me out of bed.

Edit:
Oh dear lord, he's got a saw,
Against this there should be a law,
Grumpy Nix alert sounds out,
Out the window she's gunna shout...

naaviie

@naaviie

23, Vegetarian, (insanely busy) Vet student pondering about love, life and dragons.

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Awww fight for your right to lie in!! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’—

@chy โœŠโœŠโœŠ my coffee requirements have sent me to the kitchen though โ˜€โ˜€โ˜€

@naaviie Guiness on your cornflakes?

@Weirdwolf eeeewwww ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฐ

@naaviie lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ha ha! We have neighbours like that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@sjw - poor you!!!! ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–

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@naaviie I know it's either 8am or 11.30 at night! ๐Ÿ˜ก

@RichWithey - ooooouuuccchhh I think if I had had a hangover I would have died ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–

@sjw - typically!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก

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