Saturday in holiday land,
A deep and foggy sleep,
Not even a sound,
Not even a squeak,
But surely 8am is
The perfect DIY time,
Hammering and drilling,
Why this time is prime,
No matter now it thuds,
Shatters through my head,
Perhaps it's grandad's ploy,
To finally get me out of bed.
Edit:
Oh dear lord, he's got a saw,
Against this there should be a law,
Grumpy Nix alert sounds out,
Out the window she's gunna shout...
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