Shop 'til you drop
Is that what they say?
Some retail therapy
Really is the only way
To give you a buzz
When your feeling down
Try on something different
Only to look like a clown
A size 10 fits perfectly in one shop
Then a 12 in another
Go to a little boutique
And an 8 is no bother
Why can't all sizes be the same
In every single shop
All part of the marketing ploy
I think it's a load of plop!
I like to find a bargain
While rooting through the rails
But I won't be shopping in Primani
As it always looks like a jumble sale
Perhaps some new boots!
But sssshhhh don't tell the other half
I'll hide them in the wardrobe
Until he sees them and says "d'you think I'm daft?"
Oh I do like a good shop
But certainly not for the food
A little bit of retail therapy
Does me the world of good.
*apologies for the unsatisfactory rhyming using the word plop
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