The Three Stooges

She couldn't find her ball anymore
When walking in the cold

Not only was she deaf
But a wee bit senile too

My man would get quite frustrated
When she wouldn't do a poo

Most days she'd loose her ball
For my little lad to find

She used to drive us nuts
But still we were loving and kind

So when I saw the three of them walking
Back down the street

They always looked so fed up
The funniest sight you'd meet

So the pet name for them
That caused me so much glee

Was my three stooges
Called stumpy, lumpy and grumpee