I ts a bloomin' wedgie disgrace
T ry to coax it out without
A ttracting attention
T ry to shimmy down the street with little
I ntervention
N ow its between my ding a ling my bloody irritating
G string
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Comments & Feedback (10)
I always thought a 'ding a ling' was a euphemism for the male privates. Correct me if I'm wrong? Or if you actually have a ding a ling? ๐ Funny poem tho!
๐๐๐๐love this! Happily, I've never donned a gstring. Never understood the concept. Great write!๐๐๐
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