Nock Nock Joke

@joshw123

A Typical Conversation....

Child: "Mum...." Mum: "No.." Child: "But....." Mum: " I said no and that's it!!" Child: "Hey Dad!!".

@LilyMars

The Military Kid

One Day There Was A Boy Name Adam He Was Very Cool One Day He Talks With A Unknown People Unknown: hey kid What Is your name Lis , Pros , didi , Suva or Less. Hahahah Adam: My Name Is Adam You Idiot.

@ElizabethmusicTV

Don't Tell A Teacher This Joke!

Q: What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable boy who brought a pin into the inflatable school.

@ElizabethmusicTV

Penguin

A man had a penguin with him and the police man said "You sir, take that penguin to the zoo please." So the man did.

@spottydotty

There was a English man, a Scottish man and a Irish man and they found a magic slide. The English man went down and said " Gold," and landed in a pot of gold.

@Ragdoll

Want

I'll do what I want When I want Where I want. If my parents say its okay....

@awesome_angel

Judge With No Thumbs

What do you call a judge with no thumbs. Justice Fingers!.

@mika2005

The People On The Boat

Once there were people on a boat. And the very next day there wasn't a single one left. Why????. Because they were all married!!!!. Ha ha ha.