A long time ago there was a hotel and one day a German man who didn't know much English went to the hotel. The person at the desk said " Sorry there is only room 13 left and there is something in it"
"ya ya" so he went to his room got in to bed and then he herd "I will get you soon and when I get you I will eat you!" so the German guy jumped out the window. The same thing happend to the french guy. But when the English guy came he went the room got into bed and listened and checked under the bed. Then in the cupboard and standing there was a man picking his nose saying "I will get you soon and when I get you I will eat you!"
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