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College Days

My nickname at college was or'gaz'm
Still don't know why!
Maybe it was just a metaphor
Or those moments on the dance floor
Kissing,touching,drunken lies
More drink and girls I cried!
Didn't really like drinking haven't drank since
Thinking about those drunken nights still make me whince
Were great days though,hell of a lot of fun
Don't think any of the girls back then went on to be a nun
A level Maths and English easily passed but how?
Can't understand my kids Maths or english homework now!

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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Naughty boy!!! 😜😽

@sjw you don't know the half of it! 😘😘

@sjw Thanx for repost baby 😍😍

@gazplend your welcome babe xx

Lol, I miss college😃

@Stablish great days mate! Thanx for repost👍👍👍

Your welcome mate🍻🍺😃👍

@Stablish done that bio yet mate? We're all waiting! 👍👍

By night fall, it's the only thing I will work on (at work)😃

@Stablish nice one! Hope your not a surgeon or something though! 👍👍

Ha ha....love this....I only understand key stage 1 Maths...god help me when the kids get to secondary school😃😃.....you sound a cracking chap....have a 🌟 as you are one!

@misslittleDHP thankyou! Never been called a cracking chap before! 😍😘

@misslittleDHP my ten year olds homework is harder than my a levels were!! 😘

@gazplend I bet...my 19 year old was good with Maths so never asked me for help...phew!😊

College sounds like a heck of a time 😜🍺 Nice writing :)

@misslittleDHP Thanx for repost my darling 😍😘💐

@natalee haha thankyou! It was 💊😳👯🏃💋🍻🍳🎸😘

Well done you! I lasted 6mths at college & got chucked out😔 Clever & witty piece😌😘

@Fly10 haha,I bet you werea right handful! At college I mean! Thankyou 😍😘

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