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Run gaz run she shouted!
I'm not forest gump! I pouted
Pretending I wasn't even out of breath
Even though I felt like I was seconds from death
Hate it when I'm running and see people I know
Thinking to myself 'stop staring and go!'
Need to find somewhere more discreet to run
When people are watching its really not fun!

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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This made me laugh as SO relatable. I can't run at no cos of back op. However, I usually head for the trails when I do. Odd time I've run near town with a mate & you can guarantee we see someone we know....nothing worse than trying to have a conversation when you're beetroot red & breathing out of your arseπŸ˜–πŸƒπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

can't run at mo not bloody no!

@Fly10 haha! I cannot talk and run! It's not natural! I'm only a man though πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

I was told you should jog at a pace you can hold a conversation at 😳 that would be stationary for me! Hate having to breathe in and run tall when I see someone I know. It bursts my bubble of Olympic athlete/Nike advert runner πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ

Can relate to this! @jojo72 I love your self image πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@sjw Wish it was the true one! πŸ˜‰

@sjw @jojo72 it just isn't natural to run and talk!! I was in gym on treadmill the other day chatting to a lady in next treadmill,she was talking I was raising eyebrows and nodding πŸ˜„

Yup, that's about as far as I get in "conversation" while exercising.

@jojo72 I tried to run away from her but realised I couldn't! πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

Ever tried getting off one of those too quickly? All street cred gone as your knees give out because the ground isn't rolling along. Never a good thing 😁

@jojo72 I think your doing it wrong!! Haha πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

That's why I stopped! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚

@jojo72 haha,very wise πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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