Joke

@Leo16

If you like birds and jokes then you will love this Q: why did the woodpecker peck the tree. A: because he was a bit peckish.

@HeatherAnne

Cat Puns.

CAT RELATED PUNS MAKE ME ME-WOW. Haaaahahaaahaahaaaaa. Geddit?.

@Mad4books

Random Penquins X

Penguins are the only animals that can stay with the same partner for their entire lives... Will you be my penguin?. <3 lmao weird x.

@Mohd100

Nibbles

I was at my mates dinner party last night. It was all going well until he announced that we could help ourselves to nibbles...Apparently it's what the dead hamster would have wanted..

@thelizardqueen5

AutoCorrect Fail

iPhone autocorrect just tried to change "bastards" to "badgers" - nobody tell the UK gov, I think they're looking for reasons to cull them.

@tobuscus

the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road . to get to your house . knock knock whos there . the chicken.

@dessinemoi

a rhino is just a plump unicorn.

@lukeni

Duckface

I saw some ducks in the park looking at their reflection in the water. I'm pretty sure they were practicing their teenage slut face..