@jazzhands25

Cats

My cat tried to eat my thumb. I always knew it was that evil kitty in 'cats vs dogs'. Why me?.

@monkey16

Q. Why was the chicken scared to cross the road. A. Because he was a chicken.

@Broughy

A dog's Life

No matter how good your life is, you know your dog's is better..

@Cynosure

The Worlds Shortest Joke

(4 words) Venison's dear isn't it?.

@Mohd100

Cat Obsession (:

The wife just said, "Your obsession with cats is totally out of control, so I've packed your bags." I think she's kicking meeeowt..

@Lyrics93

Unicorns Do Exist

Unicorns are real. We just don't recognise them so easily because they got fat and now we call them rhinos!.

@kateytatey

Dogs

Like this if you talk to your dog like a baby and they tilt there head like what the heck are you saying?.

@Eatonlynch

Oldest Joke

Is when Eve asked "Do you love me?"and Adam replied "Who else?".