@Cynosure

The Worlds Shortest Joke

(4 words) Venison's dear isn't it?.

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@Mohd100

Cat Obsession (:

The wife just said, "Your obsession with cats is totally out of control, so I've packed your bags." I think she's kicking meeeowt..

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@Lyrics93

Unicorns Do Exist

Unicorns are real. We just don't recognise them so easily because they got fat and now we call them rhinos!.

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@kateytatey

Dogs

Like this if you talk to your dog like a baby and they tilt there head like what the heck are you saying?.

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@womble

Anti Ant

You are what you eat. So why doesn't an ant eater look like an ant?.

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@Ricochet

Multi-National Cow

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a field. They walked on ahead, and had seen a cow. “That there cow is an English cow,” said the Englishman.

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@Dimi

Something To Make You Smile

There was once a dog and a cat. The cat had 2 things: thing one and thing two.. The dog had a mouse as an owner. Can you guess which cat and dog I am talking about????.

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@Broughy

A dog's Life

No matter how good your life is, you know your dog's is better..

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