Anti Ant

@Dimi

Something To Make You Smile

There was once a dog and a cat. The cat had 2 things: thing one and thing two.. The dog had a mouse as an owner. Can you guess which cat and dog I am talking about????.

@shandymunch

A Cats Day1

7:30 sleep 7:40 wake up 7:45 go back to sleep 7:50 go to the loo 8:00 have some cat food 8:10 sleep 12:30 wake up 12:40 sleep 19:59 wake up 20:00 have cat food 20:15 sleep REPEAT ALL.

@Eatonlynch

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road. A: To show the armadillo that it was possible..

@Eatonlynch

Yo' momma's so dumb, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India..

@sguga

Flies

I hate it when flies think it's OK to take a break in your eye and have a nap down your throat or up your nose!. .

@MrKazan

LOL means Lots Of Love

My mom thinks LOL means “Lots of Love”,so she texted me: “Our dog died LOL”..

@demipay

123 Haha

Which animal never stops talking. The yak..

@Ricochet

Multi-National Cow

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a field. They walked on ahead, and had seen a cow. “That there cow is an English cow,” said the Englishman.