@dougietjs

My girlfriend

my girlfriend left me because of my obsession with cats. purrfect!.

@sguga

Flies

I hate it when flies think it's OK to take a break in your eye and have a nap down your throat or up your nose!. .

@MrKazan

LOL means Lots Of Love

My mom thinks LOL means “Lots of Love”,so she texted me: “Our dog died LOL”..

@demipay

123 Haha

Which animal never stops talking. The yak..

@taffy01

Not Chosen

Dogs, like ducks they find 1 person to follow forever. Unfortunatly, she chose her tail..

@masterchief

The Scary Chicken

The chicken was bright yellow with us scary red eye his hair looked like a terrorist that had got a bomb in his mouth why couldn't he cross the road ?.

@Puppy

Hamsters

I buy 2 hamsters and I name one 'one' and the second one 'two'. I lose 'one'. I still have two....

@Eatonlynch

Yo' momma's so dumb, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India..