My girlfriend

dougietjs • 129 followers

my girlfriend left me because of my obsession with cats.
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Comments & Feedback (11)

Apr 28, 2012 at 4:58 PM

Aww that sad if she love u she should love u and ur cats xxxxxx

Apr 28, 2012 at 5:01 PM

haha it's a joke though? :') xx

Apr 28, 2012 at 5:07 PM

Ok x

Apr 28, 2012 at 5:09 PM

Do u like doing joke x

Apr 28, 2012 at 5:27 PM

@demipay yeah i do x

Apr 28, 2012 at 6:03 PM

Some joke have a look at them x

Apr 28, 2012 at 6:06 PM

But there not that good x

Apr 28, 2012 at 6:16 PM

But they are ok

Apr 28, 2012 at 6:21 PM

@demipay thanks? xx

Apr 28, 2012 at 6:23 PM

Have u look at them x there is 3 jokes

Apr 28, 2012 at 8:52 PM

The 1 good joke I have is a snake joke xxx

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