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@rubyisapenguin

Snail Joke

What do you call a snail on a boat. - a snailor ;).

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@JamieGreen95

Tortoise Joke

I distorted a tortoise the other day; now it's just an oise..

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@alycat

Hey U

Hey u, ya u. "You wanna play duck duck goose with me?" "sure" "ok I'll get the duck u get the goose!" (no, seriously).

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@jjfighter

Silly Jokes

There were 2 cows in a field. The 1st one said to the 2nd one: have you heard about the man cow disease that's going around. The second one said: yeah, makes me glad I'm a penguin!.

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@Rainbowgrauh

Poem Of You

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Face like yours, Belong to the zoo. But, please don't be sad cause I'll be there too. Not in the cage.. But laughing to you..

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@Jatt

Zebras

Zebras are just Donkeys in prison uniform..

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@tattyteddy

Sheep

2 teenage sheep said one night to each other ,"where we going tonight baaaa-b.

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@TheRuebenosMan

Elephants

Two elephants fell of a cliff... BOOM BOOM.

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