Zebras

@HrDoktor

The Dog

-I bought a dog once... -Named him Stay -"Come here, Stay!" -He's insane now.

@jora

0go!

Test.

@jactheninja

Cows And Bells

Why do cows have horns . Y Cuz their bells don't work.

@dougietjs

Chicken

I was talking to a guy and said "You know, my best friend is a chicken". He asked "Why, is he cowardly?" I said "No I work on a farm"..

@albisher

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery. A yeaster bunny!.

@albisher

What disease do horses fear most. Hay Fever!.

@albisher

How do really posh dogs send messages. By predigree-mail..

@tattyteddy

Sheep

2 teenage sheep said one night to each other ,"where we going tonight baaaa-b.