2 teenage sheep said one night to each other ,"where we going tonight baaaa-b? Wanna go clubbing?"
the other one said,
" Naaaaaah, let go to baaaaaaaa-r"
"your maaaa-d, we're not 18!"
"Faaaaa-ke I.d"
:P lol ..... Cheesy
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