@staziebee

Moo!

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow Interrup- MOO!!.

@gdodd

The Worst But Funniest

What happened to the lion that crossed the road. It got squished by an elephant. :L.

@LikeAFirefly

@Danish (Here Is One From My Dog

Tell me one thing I'm good at. Dog: Nothing Something that includes the word "Good". Dog: Good-for-Nothing.

@trbw

Old Bull

Two bulls standing on a hillside looking down at a field full of cows. "Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows!" said the young bull.

@albisher

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant. A: With a blue elephant gun, of course..

@brainfreezeno1

Fishy Puzzle

You start with 10 fish. 3 fish die, 5 drown, and you buy 2 more... How many fish do you have. Stop counting silly, fish can't Drown...!.

@deano5

Birds

How do you make a birdbath. Call it smelly..

@mitchattitude

Dolphins

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?.