Two bulls standing on a hillside looking down at a field full of cows.
"Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows!" said the young bull.
"No" says the old bull "let's walk down there and fuck 'em all"
Told to me by Jeff Nicolay and it summed him up totally.
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