@albisher

Why did the frog say meow. He was learning a foreign language..

@albisher

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin. A lid!.

@VampireRipper

Bad Dog Yolk! ;)

What's on the top of a building. A wroof!.

@albisher

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan. He got cut off without a scent!.

@albisher

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds. An elephant with hiccups!.

@albisher

What do you do with old cannon balls. Give them to elephants to use as marbles!.

@albisher

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener. A lawn moo-er..

@albisher

What do you call a gigantic polar bear. Nothing, you just run away!.