@deano5

Birds

How do you make a birdbath. Call it smelly..

@albisher

Why did the elephant cross the road. To pick up the squashed chicken..

@albisher

What do dogs have that no other animal has. Puppy dogs!.

@albisher

What do you call a gigantic polar bear. Nothing, you just run away!.

@albisher

Why did the frog say meow. He was learning a foreign language..

@albisher

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin. A lid!.

@VampireRipper

Bad Dog Yolk! ;)

What's on the top of a building. A wroof!.

@brainfreezeno1

Fishy Puzzle

You start with 10 fish. 3 fish die, 5 drown, and you buy 2 more... How many fish do you have. Stop counting silly, fish can't Drown...!.