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@dougietjs

Chicken

I was talking to a guy and said "You know, my best friend is a chicken". He asked "Why, is he cowardly?" I said "No I work on a farm"..

@albisher

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery. A yeaster bunny!.

@albisher

What disease do horses fear most. Hay Fever!.

@albisher

How do really posh dogs send messages. By predigree-mail..

@mitchattitude

Dolphins

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?.

@staziebee

Moo!

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow Interrup- MOO!!.

@gdodd

The Worst But Funniest

What happened to the lion that crossed the road. It got squished by an elephant. :L.

@jactheninja

Cows And Bells

Why do cows have horns . Y Cuz their bells don't work.