Cat Obsession (:

@kateytatey

Dogs

Like this if you talk to your dog like a baby and they tilt there head like what the heck are you saying?.

@womble

Anti Ant

You are what you eat. So why doesn't an ant eater look like an ant?.

@Ricochet

Multi-National Cow

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a field. They walked on ahead, and had seen a cow. “That there cow is an English cow,” said the Englishman.

@Dimi

Something To Make You Smile

There was once a dog and a cat. The cat had 2 things: thing one and thing two.. The dog had a mouse as an owner. Can you guess which cat and dog I am talking about????.

@shandymunch

A Cats Day1

7:30 sleep 7:40 wake up 7:45 go back to sleep 7:50 go to the loo 8:00 have some cat food 8:10 sleep 12:30 wake up 12:40 sleep 19:59 wake up 20:00 have cat food 20:15 sleep REPEAT ALL.

@Eatonlynch

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road. A: To show the armadillo that it was possible..

@Eatonlynch

Yo' momma's so dumb, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India..

@Lyrics93

Unicorns Do Exist

Unicorns are real. We just don't recognise them so easily because they got fat and now we call them rhinos!.