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Happy Holiday everyone! Have a great Religious festival of your choice! For me, I'm an FSMist so I'll be celebrating Holiday :)

Opuss № I

There's only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words 4 you, I LOVE YOU! ❤

Opuss № I

It feels great to be back on Opuss, I'll be putting loads of poems up, I promise!

Opuss № I

All our life we try to be smarter than we really are... ...being a clown is about being stupider than we really are.

Opuss № I

I went to a clowning workshop recently. The goal of a clown is to fail, but still be serious. A clown must always be serious, ALWAYS. A clown must also fail, a funny clown does not try to be funny, they are serious but what is funny about t…

Clown • Opuss № I

Knowledge and Power are the same thing... ...you can't have one without the other. Are they the same?

Opuss № I

I'm back, I have no excuse. I was too busy with life but boy have I got some inspiration! I've been doing loads of theatre stuff and just living life. But I'm back now, watch out Opuss! Here I come!!!

Apology • Opuss № I

Hey guys! Last exams today, Science and Religion! I'll be back... ...don't touch My pizza...

Opuss № I

Hi everyone, I'm truly sorry that I haven't posted anything up recently. I have state exams to study for but they'll be over next week! I'll do my best to catch up then!

A Quick Apology • Opuss № I

"Are those snakes?" Kitty asks me in a whisper. "Where?" I reply. "Over there in the corners." "I think your right!" The corners of the walls are covered in snakes. It's as if the walls themselves are made of them. Mr. Hughes tu…

Heroes Of The Night 11 • Opuss № I

Here's mine but don't forget to check out @CuriousCat! After a few more kisses we pull away. There's a rustle in the bush. Kitty squeaks and jumps into my arms. "It's just the wind!" I laugh. "Oh, eh. You can let me down now." "T…

Heroes Of The Night 10 • Opuss № I

So sorry for the late post, Opuss stopped working on my iPod and I've been swamped with work but it's finally up! Sorry @CuriousCat, I'll make it up to you!!! I toss down more fruit. Faster and faster. Kitty catches them all. Not one is d…

Heroes Of The Night 9 • Opuss № I

Stop being a snob with ya music It's made to be heard man, anyone can use it Ya get so damn precious sometimes It's just rhythms and rhymes and melodies in time!!!

Opuss № I

I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink a lot and maybe I'm a genius or maybe I just think a lot. -Scroobius Pip

Opuss № I

Remember to check out @CuriousCat! Kitty's leaning in to kiss me. She kisses my forehead. It tingles. Her lips start to get warm. Kitty's lips start melting! I open my eyes. Her face is melting!!! She starts drifting away. I try to run to …

Heroes Of The Night 8 • Opuss № I

Two in one day?! Now way!!! Well you get more if you check out @CuriousCat !!! We're finally at the campsite. It was an enjoyable bus ride. Kitty and I just talked the whole way. Although when we got off the bus I did notice seeing quite a…

Heroes Of The Night 7 • Opuss № I

Make sure you check out @CuriousCat's side! (sorry for the late post) What a weekend it had been! Turns out that Kitty is the crime fighting superhero Miss Curious! Who would have guessed, but then, who would have guessed that I am a maske…

Heroes Of The Night 6 • Opuss № I

Make sure you keep up to date with @CuriousCat's side of the story. I guess I have to tell her. "Kitty, as you've probably guessed... Yes, I am the superhero that's been around. On the news and stuff..." I look down. Ashamed that I h…

Heroes Of The Night 5 • Opuss № I

Peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwiches are the best!

Opuss № I

Check out Kitty's side of the story too, @CuriousCat I climb in the window. One of the dealers managed to escape but I caught him again eventually. I'm so tired. My head hurts so bad. What time is it? 4am?! Time for sleep! I flop onto my b…

Heroes Of The Night 4 • Opuss № I

Remember to read Kitty's side of the story, @CuriousCat !!! Where the hell did she go?! How did she manage to just slip away without my noticing? She's not on school grounds anymore. I've checked everywhere. I better go back. Maybe she wen…

Heroes Of The Night 3 • Opuss № I

Don't forget to read @CuriousCat 's version. If you don't already know, she's writing it from Kitty's point o view! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! I'm running down the stairs; left; room eighteen; grab the script; run out! I hope Kitty's st…

Heroes Of The Night 2 • Opuss № I

I had a performing arts workshop today with a French man called Jean-Marie. There was a really insecure and embarrassed person there. Jean-Marie said when he was in acting college, learning about clowning. One of the tasks they had to do wa…

Being Confident • Opuss № I

This is only my version, I'm working on this with the amazing @CuriousCat so make sure you look at her too! We're sitting on the railing, our railing, by room six, during lunch. Just me and Kitty. Everyone else is playing football or baske…

Heroes Of The Night 1 • Opuss № I

Note to followers (and anyone else who reads this) Thanks a bunch! I had a hunch That if I joined I would find, A place where I wouldn't scare People if I gave them my mind! Thank you guys! You make me feel so happy that I can express mys…

Note To Followers • Opuss № I

There's no shame, we're all the same!

Embarrassed? • Opuss № I

It feels so fresh, It has a taste, It's perfect!

Morning Air • Opuss № I

Life is not a race but a journey to be treasured each step of the way: Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift! ...that is why we call it the present...

Life • Opuss № I

Go away give me a chance to miss you, say goodbye it will make me want to kiss you, I love you more now your not here watching all the bad shows, drinking all of my beer, I don't want to wake up with another, but I don't want to wake up wit…

Poem From My Ex • Opuss № I

Just live in hope, and you'll find the right person. A great quote that I thought I'd nab before Ms. CuriousCat! :P

@CuriousCat • Opuss № I

You left me once, don't do it again. I want you so bad that it hurts when I can't, See you or talk to you.

Opuss № I

I was a fool when I left you the first time. (Well actually we agreed it would be best to part) I liked you back then, still do, always have. (But you were a fool when you left me the first time)

Opuss № I

He thinks life's great, nothing to worry about. He's doing important state exams this year but so far his grades are good. As, Bs and maybe a C or two. That's school, just plain old boring school. It's really important, to his parents, That…

Life • Opuss № I

I may be on a diet but I can still look at the menu ;)

Opuss № I

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

Opuss № I

One of the prescribed objects that I can draw for my art exam is a Large Paper-clip!

Opuss № I

That look in your eye, It tells me you want something. What is it you want.

Opuss № I

And so one rose dies, A plumule bursts through the soil, And old rose regrows.

Opuss № I

I want you so much that I hurt, And I know you were treated like dirt, But that look in your eye, And I'm only a guy, So can't we do more than just flirt?

Opuss № I

We had a "Funky Shoe Day" in our school today. A male friend of mine wore six inch heels and pulled them of amazingly!

Shoes • Opuss № I

It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

Opuss № I

Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.

Opuss № I

I recently got invited to a party where the dress-code is black and white, I have plenty of black, no white. Not even light grey.

Opuss № I

Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.

Opuss № I

In the front of "So long, and thanks for all the fish" it says "The Fourth Book in the Hitch-Hiker Trilogy".

Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy • Opuss № I

Anything that happens, happens.

Opuss № I

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Opuss № I

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

Opuss № I

The recession has ruined Christmas, just like Hitler!

Ruined Christmas • Opuss № I

My parents have allowed me to be sick if, and only if, I recover soon. I think they are trying to be nice to me because (as my mother is on the dole) we won't be having Christmas this year.

Recovery • Opuss № I

I'm ill at the moment but, as I have a State Exam coming up, my parents won't allow me to be sick.

Ill • Opuss № I

I like when your parents suggest a day off school and you don't have to awkwardly ask!

Opuss № I

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

Opuss № I

I'm not Christian nor am I very religious but this verse from the bible basically is all you need to know about Christianity. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him should not perish …

John 3:16 • Opuss № I

Love And Peace, Dude.

L.A.P.D. • Opuss № I

When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligned with Mars, then peace will rule the planets and love will rule the stars. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.

Aquarius • Opuss № I

For guys, it's bros over hoes. For girls, it's chicks over dicks. For me? It's whoever has my back over them fake ass bitches any day of the week!

Opuss № I

I'm gunna smile and let you think I'm happy, I'm gunna laugh so you don't see me crying, I'm gunna let you go in style and, even if it kills me, I'M STILL GUNNA SMILE! :D

I'm Gunna Smile :) • Opuss № I

I've started to draw people I admire and friends, if they ask nicely.

Drawing • Opuss № I

I was in business class recently and we were doing accounting. I accidentally put the euro sign after the figure, like the French do. (e.g. 34€) I turned to the girl beside me and said, "I forgot how to write properly so I did it the French…

Forgetting • Opuss № I

All I want in life is to be happy. -KoRn

Opuss № I

Opened my eyes and finally realised that all this time I've been blind.

Opuss № I

Well I don't see no holes in the roof for you, so find another place to fall.

Opuss № I

Ní bhíonn saoi gan locht.

My Favourite Irish Saying • Opuss № I

Today in school I had a double French class. There was hardly anybody in so our French teacher decided to play a game with us. We had to write down famous people names and then give clues as to who they were. The person beside you had to gu…

Opuss № I

If He-Man is the master of the universe then who is this God fellow and why is he so unoriginal?

He-man vs. God • Opuss № I

I've only been on Opuss a few days but I already feel like part of an amazing community.

Opuss • Opuss № I

Theatre is all about moving from the edge of the stage to the centre of the stage. Being good at theatre involves being comfortable in the centre of the stage.

Theatre • Opuss № I

I am only 15 but I (think I) know what I want to do for the rest of my life, I want to act! I started 5 (ish) years ago with the Helen O'Grady Speech and Drama Group and I am currently part of the Leitrim County Youth Theatre. I always thou…

Theatre • Opuss № I

School has started and I have the Junior Certificate to look forward to in a few months so there will be less posts... ...not that many people follow me xD

School • Opuss № I

"Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rul…

Lord Of The Rings • Opuss № I

The world is divided into those who have read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings and those who are going to read them.

J. R. R. Tolkien • Opuss № I

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, then the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: if there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Warning! • Opuss № I

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Law • Opuss № I

Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.

Experience • Opuss № I

Good judgement comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.

Good Judgment • Opuss № I

Always remember that you are unique... ...just like everyone else!

Demotivation • Opuss № I

My girlfriend just broke up with me today, I love(d) her so much that I didn't ask why, if she wanted to leave me, she kissed me two hours earlier. I didn't ask why she led me to believe she loved me. I didn't ask why she did it over the ph…

Love • Opuss № I

The types of happiness are three: one that derives from material pleasures, another from glory, and a third from virtue.

Happiness • Opuss № I

-Forgive me Madame, or should I say Madamoiselle? -I beg your pardon I'm afraid I don't happen to know you. -And I'm afraid I don't know you either! -Then neither of us know each other! -Exactly! We have something in common! It means th…

Lovers From Lenesco • Opuss № I