The Queens Legs…

There was 3 people sat in a bar when the bartender said… were going to re-name the bar… one of the men said we should call it 'the queens arms'. 'No' said the second man 'we should call it the queens Head'. 'Certainly not' the third man said 'we should call it the Queens Legs'… the next day there was a group of people outside the pub … there was a vote over what the pub was going to be called… the day after that it had been decided… the pub was re-named the queens legs… there was quite a few people outside the pub a police man walked up and said 'what's going on here?' one man replied 'were waiting for the queens legs to open so we can get a drink!'…