Oh trust me boy, I'm waiting all right.
Waiting for the right moment, the perfect chance to strike.
I'm observing from afar, call it laying low.
But I'll be on you like a pack of wolves should you overstep by a toe.
Tell me how your going to 'plough' her, try and get under my skin.
Oh dear, didn't I make myself clear?
I'm practically her kin.
She won't be able to help you, she will see I was right all along.
My poor best friend whose heart you've taken in wrong.
So laugh while you can, and think she will take your side.
Because when she finds out, she'll have me crush you into the ground.
Wrote this because I'm feeling particularly annoyed by my best friends new boyfriend.
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