Traffic Joke

@malikate

Sara

Why did Sara fall of the swing. Because he had no arms Knock knock Who's there. Not Sara!.

@daddysgirl12

yo mama

you mamas so fat when she jumps into the sea all of the whales sing 'we are family' your momas so fat she tip toes in the north pole and the south pole has a averlanch your momas so dumb she...

@tastetherainbow

Reasons For Saying Ok To Mom; 1% Because You Understand That You've Done Something Wrong. 99% So She Will Stop Talking..

@alexbogdan

Yo Momma

Yo Momma so fat when she goes on the lift she doesn't have to press any buttons because it just goes down... -Not meant to be offensive.

@alexbogdan

What's A Pregnant Woman To A Canibal?

Q:What's a pregnant woman to a cannibal. A: Kinder with surprise.

@AnonLifeliver

I'm coming to school tomorrow in a hamster wheel, cause that's how I roll - .

@noogie777

Knock Knock

Whats green and hard A frog that lifts weights.

@mpallister24

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up..