Snooker

@Florentino

Footballers In Rugby

Footballers can't play rugby, they're too attached to their helmets.

@albisher

Q: What did the football say to the football player. A: I get a kick out of you..

@albisher

What do you call a literary fish. Salmon Rushdie!.

@albisher

How do fish go into business. The start on a small scale!.

@albisher

To whom do fish go to borrow money. The loan shark!.

@albisher

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded. Bring on their subs!.

@albisher

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding. They got jellygated!.

@across_open_skies

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In chess you always say "Check" when you're going to take the opponents king. Well, you don't see the linemen on defense in football tell the quarterback "we're gonna blitz!!".