How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Put your hands in its pockets and tickle it's balls!
How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Put your hands in its pockets and tickle it's balls!
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Footballers can't play rugby, they're too attached to their helmets.
Q: What did the football say to the football player. A: I get a kick out of you..
What do you call a literary fish. Salmon Rushdie!.
How do fish go into business. The start on a small scale!.
To whom do fish go to borrow money. The loan shark!.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded. Bring on their subs!.
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding. They got jellygated!.
In chess you always say "Check" when you're going to take the opponents king. Well, you don't see the linemen on defense in football tell the quarterback "we're gonna blitz!!".
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