So today was sex day at school,
I didn't go in.
I already know enough about what happens during sexy times, so I decided to skip.
The lesson plan was simple, talked about Stds, to 1+1-condom=3
So kids remember to use good contraception when doing the sexy 'deed' with another.
There was no mention of "if you put tab P in Slot V like this..." Or "Tabs F.I.N in here this will happen...."
Otherwise, as my mate said, we might of all gone in.
So instead I did a bit of work on my day off, slept half the day, like I used to do in days of yore, and found out Lesbian Vampire Killers had been deleted off the box.
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