England V Italy

@Maya

Bike-Cycling

I just love bike-cycling at night in the summer, to feel the wind in my hair and the warm air in my face..

@deano5

Athletics

I spoke to the 100 meter champion today. I asked him what he did it in. "T Shirt, shorts and trainers" he replied..

@majida

Snooker

How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pockets and tickle it's balls!.

@across_open_skies

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In chess you always say "Check" when you're going to take the opponents king. Well, you don't see the linemen on defense in football tell the quarterback "we're gonna blitz!!".

@Florentino

Footballers In Rugby

Footballers can't play rugby, they're too attached to their helmets.

@albisher

Q: What did the football say to the football player. A: I get a kick out of you..

@albisher

What do you call a literary fish. Salmon Rushdie!.

@caitlinkillscupcakes

KWAII

enough with the England jokes, they've been going on 4-2 long.