Standing in the queue
Waiting for a drink
How longs this bloody line
It's busy don't you think
People getting angry
They begin to fight
Oh yes this is normal
Our usual Friday night
The town is full of assholes
Pissed as they can be
Taking two steps backwards
Fall over possibly
Talking to themselves
Finding their way home
Rumbling in the darkness
There drunk and all alone
Stood outside their door
They try and find their key
With trousers round their ankles
They begin to pee
Falling through the door
Climbing on the chair
Waking all their family
Their pissed they do not care
Getting in to bed
The room begins to spin
Running to the bathroom
Puking in the bin
Waking in the morning
Thinking of your stunt
You should've stayed at home
You stupid pissed up ----!
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