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(16+) Ring My Bell

mort • 137 followers

I'm sat on my sofa
Naked as hell
Waiting for someone
To come ring my bell

Whilst I am waiting
I switch on the tv
Flicking through porn
To see what's for free

I cannot find nothing
So I'll carry on waiting
If I wait any longer
I'll be masturbating

This game is no fun
When i'm sat all alone
Trying to shift
This bone on my own

#adult-humor #general #loneliness #self-pleasure #sexual-frustration

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Comments & Feedback (12)

Jun 30, 2012 at 3:34 PM

😂 Awesome😃👍

Jun 30, 2012 at 3:38 PM

Ha ha😂. I'm getting the impression you have a one track mind😉

Jun 30, 2012 at 3:41 PM

@ckahn, lol, people would be lying if sexual thoughts never crossed their minds at least once a day

Jun 30, 2012 at 3:42 PM

@Stablish, thanks for the re-post

Jun 30, 2012 at 3:52 PM

@mort Your welcome, your the naughty poem master, and your right we are only human, can't keep it in all the time, as you see, I gave it a go this morning, well was on my dark account, there is a warning on there lol😃

Jun 30, 2012 at 4:12 PM

@mort very true👍

Jun 30, 2012 at 4:12 PM

@Stablish, yeah I read it and liked it.. I'm not sure about master of naughty tho lol

Jun 30, 2012 at 5:37 PM

Lol I like your honesty! 😽

Jun 30, 2012 at 7:05 PM

I liked that by accident.. Sorry!

Jun 30, 2012 at 8:02 PM

@Dimi, no worries

Jun 30, 2012 at 8:04 PM

@mort I am 15 so I dont read stuff that say 16+

Jun 30, 2012 at 9:08 PM

Always love your honesty! 💚

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