I went to the bar
To get me a drink
It wasn't the type
That you'll all think
In goes the whiskey
Lager and rum
Top up with vodka
Now isn't this fun
Pour in some extras
Bitter and coke
Plop in some ice cubes
You've started to choke
Drinking's ok
When you're out at a rave
Drink stuff like I did
I'll be stood by your grave
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