Why Oh Why

mort • 137 followers

Why oh why oh why did I have to get up so early, I hate waking up so early.
It fills my head with naughty thoughts and it becomes a struggle to get rid of them.
Why do I have such sexual thoughts, they're good but it can't be good for the brain, sending useless signals to the penis below, making it hard, when it's not going to get nothing.
Why oh why oh why!

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