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Grandma

Cookies up to the ceiling,
Cakes coming out of my ears,
But that sweet gingerbread house,
Lurks at the edge of my fears,

Always pudding on offer,
And home-made cheesecake,
With sweetened lemonade,
While I lie in the garden to bake,

Tea practically a fountain,
Hot, milky and steaming,
But always that niggling doubt,
That perhaps I should be screaming,

Big owl-eye glasses,
Coiled grey locks,
If she was really evil,
I would be shocked,

"Do you want some ice-cream?"
Now, my sweet Grandma calls,
Well now, for that,
She knows I always fall,

I suppose in all my summers,
She hasn't cooked me yet,
Now I just have to wonder,
What she's doing with that big old net?

naaviie

@naaviie

23, Vegetarian, (insanely busy) Vet student pondering about love, life and dragons.

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Oh man that making me look at various elderly family members in a whole new light. Aaaaagh no, I got a bad image in my head πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

@yowwa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘πŸ‘

@yowwa @MrsS - πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ§β˜•πŸ΄πŸ°πŸ˜œ

@naaviie YOU GOT TOP TOP AUTHOR. Yaaaaaaaaay party party. Congrats all the way hon. Superb. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@yowwa - hahaha you are so sweet! Thank you!! πŸ’šπŸ’š

@naaviie Loved it!! πŸ˜β˜•πŸ΅πŸπŸœπŸ²πŸ›πŸžπŸ³πŸ”πŸŸπŸ’πŸ‘πŸ¦πŸ§πŸŽ‚πŸ°

@Weirdwolf - ooooh yummy!!! Are you joint forces with her? She's making a massive roast lunch atm! 😱

@naaviie Yum!!!

Be very weary now, that big old net might just find you in your sleep 😏😏😏

I love this :d

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:D*

@milkeyedmender eekk!! 😱😱

@lonelynutmeg98 thanks sweetie!!! πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

@naaviie no probs

Brilliant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’

@sjw @lauraessex πŸ’šπŸ˜˜βœ¨

Fabulous...love thisπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

@misslittleDHP @naaviie please follow me πŸ˜˜β˜€

@misslittleDHP thank you!!! πŸ’š

@naaviie Our grandma makes the best cakes <3

@Zmog3456 - she's just given me chocolate!!! I'm going to double in size!

@naaviie save me some cake

@Zmog3456 nooooo! 😜

Totally the opposite to my grandma... :I

@Tizzy - awe! The over feeding? β˜•πŸŽ‚πŸ¦πŸŸπŸπŸΈπŸ‰πŸ“

@naaviie No. My grandma is mean - not nice like the one described here! xD

@Tizzy awe that is such a shame!!!

You have to watch us Grandmas, we believe in feeding loved ones to oblivion! πŸ‘΅πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

@crowncottage πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that is certainly what my grandma is doing!

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