I'm A Jealous B*tch

Hate poem- jealous and silly and only halfway sincere
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I'm glad you have a massive nose;
And a lack of class, and ugly toes

I'm glad you are a nosey slut;
But hate your toned and perky butt

I hate your natural white blonde locks;
And how I know you suck boys' cocks

I hate your flawless mouth and eyes;
So glad I know they both tell lies

I sit here and swelter in hateful strife;
Knowing he wants you scares me for my life

And I wish I could say I was better than you;
But that's something I know deep down is untrue