Epic Quotes

@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"Ferrari is so pleased with it, they've named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That'd be the same as Lotus calling their next car...

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@A_random_meg

Going To Fridge

I enjoy long romantic Walks to the fridge..

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@A_random_meg

Dog Home

Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog..

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@JamesEllis130

Irony

Irony (n) - drawing pictures of trees on paper..

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@jrhuff5

Boys

Boys are like nail polish, in two ways.

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@jrhuff5

School

Seven Crap Hours Of Our Lives.

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@InkyPiano

Uh...

How is it that when someone asks you your name, which has been your name all your life, you still go 'uh' before you tell them?.

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@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"This is the first time in my lifetime that Irish people are able to go: 'What. You're going to England. It's full of terrorists. Come to Ireland. We've no terrorists at all.

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