Blonde At The Movies

@jasminehewitt

Dead

"LOOK A DEAD BIRD" Brunette: *looks at the floor* "Where?!" Blonde: *looks at the sky* "Where?!".

@jbhustler

Swimming

A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second.

@emmakaijaroditi

Mirror

Two blonde friends were walking down the street when one of them notices a mirror on the ground. She picks up the mirror and looks into it, she then says "hey, who is that. I recognise her.

@koyboy

Blonde Joke

A blonde ginger and burnette were stuck on an island 100m form civilisation the ginger swims 50m but drowns the burnette swims75m but drowns the blonde swims 50m but gets tired and swims back.

@Intense

Air Freshener

A blonde was driving very dangerously on the road.

@AlexaAimee

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!".

@theplant

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back..

@maddybook

Blonde Moment #78

Blonde: what does IDK mean. Other girl: I dont know. Blonde: Omg no one knows!.