Blonde Joke

@AlexaAimee

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!".

@theplant

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back..

@simon9497

Hvorfor stod der 17 blondiner udenfor diskoteket. Man skulle være 18 for at komme ind..

@TechyGeorge

Q: Have you ever heard of this rubbish joke tip. A: It's rubbish!!!.

@Intense

Stairs

Once there were 3 friends. A brunette, a blonde and a black. They met a genie who said if you make it up these hundred stairs without laughing I will grant you 3 wishes. The black laughed on2nd step.

@parsnip

The Blonde Coyote

Did you hear about the blonde coyote. He got stuck in a trap, chewed three of his own legs off and was still stuck!.

@begpie

Broken

How do you get a blonde girl to break her nose. Put your dick under a glasstable..

@Intense

Air Freshener

A blonde was driving very dangerously on the road.