@parsnip

The Blonde Coyote

Did you hear about the blonde coyote. He got stuck in a trap, chewed three of his own legs off and was still stuck!.

@begpie

Broken

How do you get a blonde girl to break her nose. Put your dick under a glasstable..

@MoonshineMare

The Deep Hole

There was a blonde and a brunette looking down a deep hole. The brunette said 'Is it dark down there?'. The blonde said 'I don't know I can't see!'.

@Bozzie

Oh No

There once was a blonde who had just got fired from her job so she decided to make herself a handy-man she went to her first house to see if they wanted any thing done for them a man opened the door...

@Bozzie

The Plane

There was 59 blondes on a plane and 1 brunette. The pilot said were r 2 heavy we will have 2 drop the floor and u will have 2 hang so that is what they did.

@TheAntipodean

Platinum Bones

What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet. Last year's hide-and-seek champion!.

@Lisa9497

En blondine ser seg i speglet og sier: Hei. Hun der har jeg sett før. Så kommer den andre og ser seg i det og sier: Tulling, det er jo bare meg!.

@Intense

Stairs

Once there were 3 friends. A brunette, a blonde and a black. They met a genie who said if you make it up these hundred stairs without laughing I will grant you 3 wishes. The black laughed on2nd step.