There was 59 blondes on a plane and 1 brunette. The pilot said were r 2 heavy we will have 2 drop the floor and u will have 2 hang so that is what they did. We r still 2 heavy said the pilot so a passenger has to drop. Ok I'll drop said the brunette so she did and the blondes clapped !!!!!!
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