No Offense Blonde Girls

@maddybook

How To Drown A Blonde

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

@markrugman

Blondes

Why do blondes wear underwear. To keep their ankles warm..

@lucyf42

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet. The 1984 hide and seek champion!.

@JSKay

Blonde

Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet. Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills. (Anon) ...J S Kay....

@Fadyhatta

God I Love Blondes :D

A couple were driving around in a car one morning, The husband told his blonde wife to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

@Eatonlynch

A blonde comes running into a police station and says "Hello police somebody just stole my car!"then one of the police said did you get a picture of the thief?" "No but I got the registration number".

@Eatonlynch

marry a blonde What's the advantage of being married to a blonde. You can park in handicapped zones..

@michellebell

I'm Sore EVERYWHERE !!!

A dumb blonde went to visit a doctor." doctor I don't know why, but my whole body hurts!" she said confused. She touched her leg " ouch oooooooouch" she said in pain.